Trials All-Star Hotties
by Margo Weber
EDMONTON – Come on. You read the blog mayhem from the Calgary Brier, right?
You know I had to “go there” eventually, right?
Okay, here they are… the long awaited All Star Hottie Teams at these here Tim Hortons Canadian (Olympic) Curling Trials.
I give no explanation for my picks, except for sheer hotness. There is a serious Alberta flavour here, but I did try not to be biased. Remember, there were six Alberta teams in the field…
I caught a lot of heck – Dalene Heck? – for my Brier picks, but I think these choices are, for the most part, obvious. Whatever.
MEN
Fourth – David Nedohin
Third – John Morris
Second – Carter Rycroft
Lead – The farmer from the Dekalb TV commercials. Note: there are two farmers, I’m talking about the scruffy cute one.
Third – John Morris
Second – Carter Rycroft
Lead – The farmer from the Dekalb TV commercials. Note: there are two farmers, I’m talking about the scruffy cute one.
WOMEN
Skip – Crystal Webster
Third – Jeanna Schrader
Second – Sheri Singler
Lead – Chelsey Bell
Third – Jeanna Schrader
Second – Sheri Singler
Lead – Chelsey Bell
** My husband wants a disclaimer here that his picks are Jennifer Jones, Kim Schneider and Kari MacLean and he thinks I should be playing lead on one of these teams. To THAT I say I’d have to start going to the gym.
Agree with my picks? Disagree? Feel free to discuss!
[CCA photo of Morris by Michael Burns]




Dan Said,
December 12, 2009 @ 12:05 pm
What ??? I don't think a woman should be telling men what "other" women are hot ! I side with your husband and would add Cheryl Bernard, she screams hotness ! Just look at that picture a few entries ago.
I don't care what guys you pick, but let us guys (or your husband) pick the hot women….thankyouverymuch.
Your Big Bro Said,
December 12, 2009 @ 6:07 pm
I think that T-dog has the beer goggles on a bit. Stellar journalism once again M-Web..
Anonymous Said,
December 12, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
I vote Jennifer Jones, Tara George, Kari Maclean and Jacquie Armstrong.
Anonymous Said,
December 14, 2009 @ 1:11 pm
I disagree with everyone…
Sam Preston, 2nd for Crystal Webster, hottest female curler in Canada.
Reid Carruthers Said,
December 14, 2009 @ 2:04 pm
Lead happens to be one of my best friends from highschool. Yet he is the furthest thing from a farmer. Dont think he stepped foot on a farm until making of the commercial. His name is Jason! Not gunnlaugson however!
Reid Carruthers